Fabulous jokes about cats and kittens.

Cat at the Vet Clinic

Cats and Mice and Heaven

Computer stations had mice?

Did you hear about the cat who drank 5 bowls of water?

Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool?

First Law of Energy Conservation

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How did a cat take first prize at the bird show?

How do cats end a fight?

How does the cat get its own way?

How many cats can you put into an empty box?

If a cat can jump five feet high, then why can't it jump through a three foot window?

If lights run on electricity and cars run on gas, what do cats run on?

If there are ten cats on a boat and one jumps off, how many cats are left on the boat?

Is it bad luck if a black cat follows you?

Law of Box Occupancy

Law of Cat Acceleration

Law of Cat Composition

Law of Cat Disinterest

Law of Cat Elongation

Law of Cat Embarrassment

Law of Cat Inertia

Law of Cat Inertia

Law of Cat Landing

Law of Cat Landing

Law of Cat Magnetism

Law of Cat Motion

Law of Cat Motion

Law of Cat Sleeping

Law of Cat Stretching

Law of Cat Stretching

Law of Cat Thermodynamics

Law of Dinner Table Attendance

Law of Electric Blanket Attraction

Law of Fluid Displacement

Law of Furniture Replacement

Law of Milk Consumption

Law of Obedience Resistance

Law of Pill Rejection

Law of Random Comfort Seeking

Law of Refrigerator Observation

Law of Rug Configuration

Law of Rug Configuration

Pregnancy woman and cat

Second Law of Energy Conservation

Unspayed female cat at court

What do cats like to eat for breakfast?

What do cats use to make coffee?

What do you call a cat that has swallowed a duck?

What do you call a cat that lives in an igloo?

What do you call newborn kittens who keep getting passed from owner to owner?

What do you call the cat that was caught by the police?

What do you get when you cross a chick with an alley cat?

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a cat?

What do you use to comb a cat?

What does a cat do when it gets mad?

What does a cat like to eat on a hot day?

What does a cat that lives near the beach have in common with Christmas?

What happened when the cat went to the flea circus?

What has more lives than a cat?

What is a cat's favourite car?

What is a cat's favourite colour?

What is a cat's favourite movie? 'The Sound of Mewsic.'

What is a cat's favourite song?

What is a cat's favourite song?

What is a cat's favourite subject in school?

What is a cat's way of keeping law & order?

What is the cat's favourite magazine?

What is the difference between a cat and a comma?

What is the name of the unauthorized autobiography of the cat?

What kind of cat will keep your grass short?

What magazine do cats like to read?

What side of the cat has the most fur?

What's happening when you hear 'woof... splat... meow... splat?'

Where does a cat go when it loses its tail?

Where is one place that your cat can sit, but you can't?

Why are cats better than babies?

Why are cats such good singers?

Why did the cat put oil on the mouse?

Why did the cat run from the tree?

Why did the judge dismiss the entire jury made up of cats?

Why did the litter of communist kittens become capitalists?

Why do you always find the cat in the last place you look?

Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?

Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?

Why is it so hard for a leopard to hide?

Why is the cat so grouchy?